DUMB-ASS VCU

Let me start with this: what VCU’s done so far is very, very impressive. They’ve proven themselves a team that can compete in the NCAA tourney, and if their first two victories weren’t convincing enough, their upset of 3-seed Purdue certainly sealed the deal.

But VCU’s success in the tournament might have some frustratingly negative effects, depending on how one interprets their wins. Read More »

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GRADING THE RECENT NBA TRADES, REALLY BRIEFLY

Nets: B. The Nets are probably slightly better with the addition of the overrated but still solid Deron Williams. But as was the case after the summer, they still didn’t acquire the one player that could have made them relevant again (Jesus).

Jazz: F. Jerry Sloan is forced out by Deron Williams, then they send Deron Williams away. They forced out a beloved icon and their star player, and are now left with a leaderless, coachless team halfway through a season that before Wednesday wasn’t totally lost.

Knicks: C. ‘Melo’s a good player with years of not-advancing under his belt. He’s not gonna add a whole lot to a team that could have used a seasoned playoff veteran way more.

Nuggets: A. Player-wise, I don’t think they’ve improved, and they likely are much worse. But they’ve finally jettisoned the heavy weight that was the Carmelo Anthony trade talks, and the Nuggz can now move on to the next phase of their existence. A phase which, unlike the Anthony era, has the chance of including beating the Lakers. I’d say that’s a plus.

So, those are the grades! Keep in mind that my opinions are objective, not subjective. They’re facts. They’re true things. Those grades are tangible assessments of each team’s current situation.

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It’s Super Bowl Time…and It Kind Of Sucks

Ahh the Super Bowl. One of the big events I look forward to every year.  Since the Dolphins haven’t whiffed the game since 1993 (they haven’t even been to the second round since 2001), it is always in a removed way.  I like the event and the culmination of the season.  And I like the food.

Since I began watching the Super Bowl (1992),  it has been pretty easy to determine who I wanted to win. Through Super Bowl XLII, there was a clear team I wanted to win.  Then Super Bowl XLIII happened.  The Steelers and the Cardinals?  #’s 4 and 11 on my list? Awesome!  I obviously chose to root for the Cardinals, but, for the first time ever, I wouldn’t mind if the team I wasn’t rooting for won.

Then Super Bow XLIV.  #8 vs #6.  This just got more difficult.  I was cheering for the Cardinals the year before, but I didn’t care if the Steelers won.  Now I just didn’t know who to cheer for.  I wanted the Colts to win because I wanted everyone to agree that Manning is better than Brady and the Iowa connection, but I wanted the Saints to win because I like underdogs, the Brees Saved New Olreans Story, and Drew Brees.  Ultimately, I chose the Saints (Jim Cladwell’s fault).  The thing is, it left a sour taste in my mouth.  I hated liking each team so much. It’s the same exact thing as when you watch a game between two teams you hate (think 2005 World Series).  You don’t care, because you don’t want either team to win.  We have all experienced that feeling, and usually we just don’t watch the game (example: I have already vowed to never, ever, ever watch a Cowboys-Jets Super Bowl…ever).  But you can excuse that feeling when you hate the teams. When you like the teams, the feeling gets worse.  I am used to being indifferent toward teams I don’t like, but teams I like?  I like them because I want to cheer for them…not be indifferent about them.

That brings us to Super Bowl XLV. #11 vs #13 on the aforementioned list. (They are actually probably both higher now.  When the list comes out next year, the Bears are certain to drop because of Jay Cutler.  The Steelers will rise because my dislike for Big Ben has waned.  The Texans and Bengals may have disappointed me for the last time).  There is no good reason to take one over the other.  I want the Steelers to win because I am an AFC guy, I want people to have to start talking about Roethlisberger as an all-time great, I want people to start admitting that maybe the Steelers are the perennial team to beat in the AFC (not the Patriots or Colts), and I want the Steelers to take over for the Cowboys as the team you think about when you think “Super Bowl”.

On the other hand, I want the Packers to win because I like Rodgers and want him to be on the level as all the other big QB’s, I want Green Bay to have the ultimate anti-Favre satisfaction, I’ve never rooted against the Packers in the Super Bowl (it just seems like they invented it), they are more fun to watch, and I like Wisconsin.

When writing it out, it seems like my reasons for rooting for the Steelers are stronger, but I just keep gravitating toward the Packers.  I even ranked the Steelers higher.

But it seems weird rooting for them in this situation.  I keep leaning back towards the Packers.

So, right here, right now, I have to make two choices.  My pick and who I am rooting for.

My pick is Packers 28-Steelers 27

My allegiance?

I have to stay true to my rankings.  I’ll be pulling for Pittsburgh…and I’ll be miserable the whole time.

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UPDATE: TOM BRADY DIDN’T KILL ANTONIO CROMARTIE

Okay, so I was a little wrong. And by a little wrong, I mean way, way, super wrong in the wrongest way you can be. Read More »

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TOM BRADY IS GOING TO KILL ANTONIO CROMARTIE

I’m calling it, folks. Patriots win, by a 30+ margin.

Here’s the hot tip: if you’re gonna call someone an “asshole” and say “fuck him”, don’t say it about the league’s hottest quarterback on the league’s hottest team, a team about to end your season this coming weekend.

Cromartie’s harsh words are symptomatic of being a total idiot. It’s one thing to trash talk, but the past decade have shown that Tom Brady’s not the guy you trash talk– in fact, he feeds on this sort of thing. All Cromartie has done is rile the tiger, and his team is going to have to pay. Stupid, stupid move– it never helps your team to make it harder to win.

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The NFL Shakedown

We have a riveting five weeks left in the NFL season, and I have successfully convinced myself that my beloved Miami Dolphins can still make the playoffs (if you disagree, give me a break, my even more beloved Hawkeyes destroyed me this season).

So far, from my preseason prediction, only the Falcons are really coming through.  I was kind of right about the Patriots, Ravens, Saints, and Packers, but so was everyone.

So, here’s how the rest of the season shakes out.

AFC East

The Patriots win the division easily.  They also get home field throughout the playoffs.  Why? Because they are good and have Tom Brady, that’s why. That was one of the hardest sentences I’ve had to type.  Even in 2007 I convinced myself that the Patriots weren’t the best team in the NFL (and I was right!).  The Jets? They will go 1-4 the rest of the way including losing in New Jersey to the Dolphins.  Then…they miss the playoffs.  The Dolphins?  They go 4-1 including beating the Jets in New Jersey (but losing to New England in Foxboro).  How? Their other three games are the Browns, Lions, and Bills.  You can be a big Dolphin hater and still admit those games are very winable.  The Bills…well…they try.

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NBA SEASON SHAKEDOWN: SPOILER ALERT

One of the more highly anticipated NBA seasons finally begins tonight, so it’s about time we predicted how everyone’s gonna do. 30 teams, 30 rankings. Let’s go! Read More »

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THIS IS WHAT (ACTUALLY) WILL HAPPEN THIS YEAR IN THE NFL (a sequel to Wayland’s earlier post)

I don’t want to bore you too much with my expert analysis. It’s too detailed, and smart for most audiences. So I’m gonna get straight to it: here’s how it’s gonna shake down in the NFL this season, with quick but oh-so experty reasonings: Read More »

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THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN THIS YEAR IN THE NFL

As promised in our just put up podcast, here are my predictions for the NFL season that I am dying to start watching.

AFC East

1. Miami Dolphins: 11-5

2. New England Patriots: 11-5*

3. New York Jets: 9-7

4. Buffalo Bills: 2-14

Ok, so I admit, I’m a Dolphins fan, but they could do this well.  The Patriots are old and beat-up and the Jets are overrated (ok, probably not the defense). Shonn Greene has not proved himself to me, and Mark Sanchez is young and overrated (unlike Chad Henne).  As you might be able to guess from the asterisk, I think the Patriots will be a wild-card team.  How can the Dolphins go 11-5? Ok, so they split against the Jets and Patriots. They sweep the Bills.  They beat the Bears and Lions.  They beat the Browns and Raiders. They lose to the Packers.  I think we can all agree that none of this is crazy, right? That makes them 8-3.  So they have 5 games left and have to go 3-2. Those five games are at Minnesota, Cincy, and Baltimore and against Pittsburgh and Tennessee at home.  They can beat the Titans and Cincy…so they only need one more to get the win (I’m thinking Minnesota).  This is something they can do.

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The Podcast is back! (9/8)

Season two begins, with an hour-long visit from our good friend, Mike Mitchell. We talk all of the sports we’ve been ignoring the past three months, and Wayland does his best to impress everyone with with name-listing abilities.

 
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